Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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