with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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