he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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