Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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