I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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