Dual....:-)
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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