I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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