You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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