dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am naked and annoyed.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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