I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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