writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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