K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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