Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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