hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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