How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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