S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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