Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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