normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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