We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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