So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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