I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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