He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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