Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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