no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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