So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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