The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Randomize
