Dual....:-)
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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