I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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