all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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