i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
why do cheetos always look like penises
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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