All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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