I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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