So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
