Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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