Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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