thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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