They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Drunk is not a location!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
