But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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