singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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