just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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