If that was your dad, he is hot
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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