I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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