that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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