ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so let's talk penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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