I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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