the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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