i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
