you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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