i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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