The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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