I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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