Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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