You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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