Dual....:-)
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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