Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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