I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
